USA Turns into Mexico, Canada becomes new USA

It's no joke. Every day I get more and more business from Canada. Why? Well because high end goods are half the price here.

It's literally cheaper for Canadian small business owners to drive an entire day here and back across the border than to just buy locally.

I think it's about time to run for Congress. Hey, if Phil Davison can do it, so can I.



You go Phil...

In other news the stock market was boring today. The weather was colder than Hillary Clinton's icy gaze and I have one hell of a headache.





It's almost time to go home and self-medicate. I could use an adult beverage or two (12).

Cheers,
CocaineBear