girl crushes

okay so now everyone knows that im a hater of taylor swift.

and i think miley cyrus is a super-teeny bopper-slut

i promise im not one of those chicks who hates on every girl i see.

i actually has totally non-lesbian "girl crushes",

every girl does. and if they say they don't, they're lying.

if i was a guy. i would totally wanna bang these chicks.

there's a few more but blogspot is super lame & only lets you use 5 pictures

per-blog. 

lame lame lame.

in no particular order...

1. jessica biel: obviously. homegirl has the body of a goddess. seriously i could set my drink on that ass.

plus she has the whole "girl next store" thing going for her and she's kind of a tomboy. she's just plain hot. if i was a guy i would be all over that. go jtimberlake. and go her. i love sexy couples.

2. adriana lima, alessandra ambrosio & gisele bundchen: obviously. aside from the fact that these three lovely ladies are victoria's secret supermodels. they're all super exotic. all 3 are fresh outta Brazil so they still have their sexy native accents (although adriana lima's accent is kinda scary, kinda manish, she's still super hotttt.) i love all three of them.

3. heidi klum: umm hello. heidi klum is like god's gift to men.

she's like the human barbie doll.

she's drop dead gorgeous, foreign & brilliant.

i got so much respect for her after seeing her on project runway (which, i love love love btw)

homegirl has had 3 babies and she STILL looks like that.

after having baby numero three she walked in the victoria's secret fashion show

in skimpy lingerie and still banaged to look banging just three months later.

i still have no idea why she is married to seal....but hey, love is blind? 

more power to ya heidi.

4.bar rafaeli: im starting to think that i have the same taste in women as leonardo dicaprio.

or maybe that i just have a massive crush on him, thus i love all his past, current & probably future

ladyfriends. really though bar is totally not given enough credit for how unbelievably stunning she is.

the israeli jewish supermodel has been in plenty of victoria's secret ads/fashion shows as well as sports illustrated covers.

she's got an awesome body & is just beautiful in a simple way.

she's only 23 so i have no idea the majority of fame is yet to come.

sorry, gisele but its true.

(they have some obvious hate for each other due to the whole new gf/old gf

of leonardo dicaprio<3)

gjfdgjkfhgghj he's such a modelizer i love it!

5. megan fox: the name says it all. she is a FOX.

i love megan because not only is she super sexy but she is an ultra badass.

i love her suite tattoos, the fact that she's engaged to brian austin green & she has an insane body as well.

i still can't believe the former holiday in the sun star (co-starring the olsen twins)

is a former lez who dated a stripper.

kinda slutty. kinda scandalous. kinda hot?

okay so blogpsot is kinda lame and only lets you add 5 pictures. 

of course im going to forget a few at the moment due to a small

case of writers block but i also have love for...

eva mendes, angelina jolie, jennifer aniston (yes, both of them...is that allowed), kim kardashian, 

jessica szhor, rachel mcadams, petra nemcova, mila kunis, miranda kerr, selita ebanks (hands down hottest black girl alive),

beyonce (obviously?!!), penelope cruz (if you don't have a crush on her after watching vicki christina barcelona, you have i issues),

and of course scarlet johansonn!!

gfgdkfjhgjkfhg i feel so lesbian/mannish

im ready for my penis now.

bahahaha, kidding.

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