umm no... / dear lawd...

ah egyptian fashion... how tacky thou can be...

here are some rather tacky formal outfits to wear to your cousin's wedding or the next farmer's market that will make you outshine the sun by at least forty times.

who knew someone could roll all that taffeta, polyester, spandex and ruffles into one dress?

quick reminder - anything that tight and body strangling is NOT modest. and on a side note - do you know what they remind me of?

those toilet roll dolls my aunty used to keep the dust off her unused toilet rolls in her bathroom with. do you see a resemblance with these...

if i gave you a bright yellow lemon version of one of the above - what ridiculous place would you wear it to? im taking mine to the library!