muslimah tips - brought to you by me (and vogue italia)

tip #1 - hijab and bikini do not go together. especially when some moroccan man in a galabaya is staring at your chest...

if you see a hungry man, laying on the floor, weak from hunger, trying to eat an orange box - give charity and offer him some fruit...

grooming is recommended - brush your locks - hijab hair is not cool by anyone's standards...

sit like a lady - especially when there is a man around... & use that blanket to cover yourself - not just half of your thigh - the table doesnt appreciate your crotch and either do we....

dont smoke grass - it will just lead you to believe you are in the jungle, when really you just have your head stuck in the daffodil pot again...

no seriously - dont smoke grass...

remember that ayah about covering your chest with your scarf???... oh you do?... oh... ok...