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burqa - hand painted modesty for men

i thought this was rather funny - a dolce and gabbana ad for men's underwear that someone decided to paint burqas on to cover the heads of the male models. not sure exactly what to make of it though... im also wondering why they chose to cover the faces but leave the knickers and legs bare... bit strange... (love the one guy on the right that has ONE panty hose on - very random!).

what message do you think the 'vandal' had to say with his graffiti?

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lady gaga abaya style

...the complete outfit. (and you thought it couldnt be done!)

here is a complete lady gaga abaya style outfit - free of her usual visual lesson of female anatomy through "here art thine crotch" clothing. (i say clothing extremely loosely here).

the hijab...

the abaya...

would a lady gaga style abaya do it for you?

lols

umm...no

may i introduce the hot dog hijab - finally a ready made fancy dress costume for hijabies!

would you wear it?

jokes

hahaha... had to laugh at this one...

what are you thoughts?

quirky burkas

when most people think of the word BURKA they think of afghani women dressed in blue, but here are some of the not so regular burka designs...

the "i am about to post myself via international shipping" burka:

the swedish/german/dutch folk dancer:

the "ready for action" snow camouflage burka (comes complete with rifle):

question: who ever said shitty tiger print is tacky?

answer: everyone with the power to see:

the "i stole the tarp off the side of a truck" burka:

hello kitty burka for all 14 yr old asian wannabes:

by far the coolest/plaid burka:

if you were made to wear one - what one would you choose?

say what?

****scenario #1
man - "welcome my dear second wife"
wife - *fake smile* "I effing hate you" *picks up pillow, ready to suffocate husband*

**** scenario #2
man - "behold - my shitty taste in interior decoration"

**** scenario #3
man - "colour co-ordination - i has it"
wife - "douche"

(thanks majie) - what do you think is going on?

JAZZ HANDS!!!!

muslimah tips - brought to you by me (and vogue italia)

tip #1 - hijab and bikini do not go together. especially when some moroccan man in a galabaya is staring at your chest...

if you see a hungry man, laying on the floor, weak from hunger, trying to eat an orange box - give charity and offer him some fruit...

grooming is recommended - brush your locks - hijab hair is not cool by anyone's standards...

sit like a lady - especially when there is a man around... & use that blanket to cover yourself - not just half of your thigh - the table doesnt appreciate your crotch and either do we....

dont smoke grass - it will just lead you to believe you are in the jungle, when really you just have your head stuck in the daffodil pot again...

no seriously - dont smoke grass...

remember that ayah about covering your chest with your scarf???... oh you do?... oh... ok...

umm... no (or maybe not)

i saw the designer featured on the hijab style blog and decided to check out the link posted. i just wanted to post these pics because sometimes girls go overboard in their hijab styling. sometimes you have to step back and ask yourself "is this a nice style of hijab or a nice big fat colourful bird's nest on my head?" sorry but to me it just looks like a giant mess... but hey, you might actually like it.

and then ask yourself "am i wearing a modest hijab or a totally out-there weird thing on my head that will make traffic stop (and crash into the car in front because the driver was too busy going "what the EFF is that!!" to stop in time)?"

do you take my "wtf is that?" opinion and think its just too much or do you actually like it? and if so, where would you wear this kind of style?

hmm.. i dont know...

Yeoh Lee is a designer out of the US who of course makes clothes... but also whacks in some hijab-like pieces into her collection. some are nice, some can be used for inspiration and some are just plain weird. here are a few that have popped up in recent times...

now, i dont suggest wearing them as hijab - but is there anything from the pieces you like or would take inspiration from? for myself - i love the rough woolen coats.

whats the point?

seriously.. whats the point of the hat? its doesnt keep the sun off. the brim is too narrow. i dont get it. its a stupid part of the uniform.

its like the gay little hats those "sandwich artists" wear at subway. the hat is useless. i just hate it.

thats my whinge for the day. im done now.

how perverts end up on this blog

Cover any small children's eyes RIGHT NOW.

one of my little blog widgets tells me what people were searching for in google when they landed on my blog... i have been keeping the funniest and WTF ones in a big list -

here are some of the weirdest/funniest/grossest i have come across (yes i am outing all you sicko's!):::

Google searches leading to hegab-rehab:::

is talking sweet to your boyfriend allowed in islam? (ummm.. we are not allowed to have boyfriends, so i am going to have to say no to this one)
sexy hijab
girl hijab f*ck
beautiful arab girls in hijab pics (i will give this one the benefit of the doubt and imagine a hijabi blogger looking for nice hijab pics to post)
sexy iranian girl porn
is it ok for a tranny to wear hijab? (eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww noooooooooooooo *covers eyes and tries not to think about it*)
f*cking girl in hijab video
beauty moslem girl (another one i will give the benefit of the doubt to)
egyptian men dating raunchy (WTF? hahahahahahahahahhaahhahaha.. ha)
why do muslims wear rags on their head? (scarves! we wear scarves on our heads you ignorant fool)
muslim girl who likes hot sex (with her husband im hoping)
dirty male escorts in Australia (i seriously have no idea how this one got connected to my blog)
do muslim woman love jewels? (hell yah we do!!!)
someone from Texas googled "Sex Masri" (<----- Lol.. tsk tsk tsk Dirty Texan)

yes, we do love jewels, we dont wear rags on our heads and what with all the hijabi porn links?
and no.. talking sweet with your boyfriend isnt aloowed in islam.. because boyfriends are not allowed in islam... i sincerely hope a muslim didnt write that one...

the funny thing is most of the sexual/porn ones comes from America... i wonder if that says anything? *gives a suspicious look to America's general direction*

how perverts end up on this blog

is talking sweet to your boyfriend allowed in islam? (ummm.. we are not allowed to have boyfriends, so i am going to have to say no to this one)
sexy hijab
girl hijab f*ck
beautiful arab girls in hijab pics (i will give this one the benefit of the doubt and imagine a hijabi blogger looking for nice hijab pics to post)
sexy iranian girl porn
is it ok for a tranny to wear hijab? (eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww noooooooooooooo *covers eyes and tries not to think about it*)
f*cking girl in hijab video
beauty moslem girl (another one i will give the benefit of the doubt to)
egyptian men dating raunchy (WTF? hahahahahahahahahhaahhahaha.. ha)
why do muslims wear rags on their head? (scarves! we wear scarves on our heads you ignorant fool)
muslim girl who likes hot sex (with her husband im hoping)
dirty male escorts in Australia (i seriously have no idea how this one got connected to my blog)
do muslim woman love jewels? (hell yah we do!!!)
someone from Texas googled "Sex Masri" (<----- Lol.. tsk tsk tsk Dirty Texan)

the cutest hijab

its the cutest ever and i want it.. and its in my favourite colour too!!!
looks so comfortable as well... very modest - loose everywhere - its the perfect muslimah outfit!

i would have to say no

i dunno.. i think this looks kinda strange.
i wear glasses too due to my eyes being too lazy to see properly... but if i wore niqab i would definitely invest in contacts. this glasses over the niqab look does indeed look a bit weird to me.

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Here is a pic that one of my readers just linked me to... now this is how niqab and glasses should look --- very cute:::

why did the chicken cross the road?

to have itself made into a hijab!!!

i dont know about you.. but i wouldnt be seen dead in a hijab or abaya that made me resemble a farm animal that lays eggs.

Chicken for dinner? Yes

Chicken for fashion? Ummm.. No

Ba-gawk!

A story

I found these pics on the net and i think i can tell what is going on here:::

Mother and daughter are shopping. daughter catches the eye of some random man. daughter starts flirting with her niqabi eyes, posing for the man with the camera. Mama is not happy.

Mama goes off to buy something, only to come back and find her 'innocent' daugher still flirting with the man, standing still against the wall, quite happily being his photography subject. Daughter is glad she heavily packed on the kohl and drew on her eyebrows today.

Mama gets very angry and pulls her daughter away violently by the arm, all the while shouting at the man and her daughter. Her daughter walks away, unwillingly and very embarrased.

What do you think happened?

Spikey hijab?

Certain things come to mind when looking at this hijab -
some of these things are cockatoo, weapons, bamboo and those little poisonous dart spears you see in jungle movies that can kills people when blown out of a funnel of some sort.