say what?

****scenario #1
man - "welcome my dear second wife"
wife - *fake smile* "I effing hate you" *picks up pillow, ready to suffocate husband*

**** scenario #2
man - "behold - my shitty taste in interior decoration"

**** scenario #3
man - "colour co-ordination - i has it"
wife - "douche"

(thanks majie) - what do you think is going on?

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